One of those terrible Seward Johnson bronzes gets the setting it deserves...

photo taken with blurry dumbphone

Works on paper by David Scher at Pierogi (formerly Pierogi 2000) gallery

more, from the gallery

An office in the Wall Street area -- an e-marketing startup that launched last year -- has its personnel on display to pedestrians, goldfish-bowl-fashion.
Behind one window you see staffers sitting at long tables, working at their PCs. Another window shows us the CFO and/or CTO, working two to an office.
And finally, the CEO's room, where he can be seen pacing around, talking on his cell, or seated, staring at a computer screen with feverish concentration.
On his window ledge, slightly recessed below street level, he has arranged his public-facing decor: a guitar with an American flag facade, and stacks of books, with Risk to Succeed and Think & Grow Rich topmost on the stacks.
This is not invented -- this is an actual photo of a real place.

[edits after posting]

"What can I get you?"
"I'll have the Kuhnburger and the phlogiston fries."
"For me, a Pop Art tart and the Rite of Spring roll."

And guess what it's called when the evening crew comes on.

[More paradigm jokes]

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