they didn't really call it "lifecasting" did they?

from Quartz/The Atlantic, a listicle titled "The complete history of Twitter as told through tortured descriptions of it in the New York Times." This is just 2006-2008:

“…a blogging-like tool for quick updates”
—November 24, 2006

“…a new, free communications service”
—April 22, 2007

“This short-messaging service allows you to ‘micro-blog’ your life in 140 character bursts.”
—November 29, 2007

“The micro-blogging service…”
—December 28, 2007

“…one of a number of so-called microblogging services”
—January 21, 2008

“…a group-messaging application”
—February 14, 2008

“…the instant messaging service”
—February 25, 2008

“…the Web site Twitter, where users write small blogs called microblogs”
—March 2, 2008

“…'lifecasting' services like Twitter”
—May 4, 2008

“…a service that enables subscribers to electronically (and almost instantaneously) broadcast what they’re doing”
—May 1, 2008

“…the mass text-messaging service that sends out short ‘tweets’”
—November 15, 2008

“…a Web messaging and social networking site that is itself known for frequent downtime”
—July 6, 2008

“…another social networking site best described as a micro blog”
—July 8, 2008

“…a messenging service that lets people send updates of 140 characters about what they are doing or thinking to the mobile phones of people who sign up to receive the constant stream”
—August 2, 2008

“…the social-networking service that allows users to send out brief messages — “tweets” — to large groups of friends via cellphone”
—August 3, 2008

“…a Web site and messaging service that allows its two-million-plus users to broadcast to their friends haiku-length updates”
—September 7, 2008

“…a hyperspeed form of blogging in which you write about your life in bursts of 140 characters or fewer, including spaces and punctuation marks”
—September 21, 2008

“…which lets users send short messages with updates on what they are doing, is popular with a tech-savvy crowd but crashes frequently and has not figured out a way to earn significant revenue.”
—September 22, 2008

“…the short-message communication service”
—September 30, 2008

How about "A place to publicly jot down random but reasonably well-phrased BS that may or may not have anything to do with one's life or activities."

PC MUSIC label

Recommended: Collection of Soundcloud tracks from the PC Music label, based in London.
(Hat tips Ryder and Ryz)
I'd start with Bobby, by GFOTY ("get the fuck out thank you"?)*. Nursery-rhyme rapping with a core of adolescent cool masking adolescent sadness, as seen in the contradiction between the lines "I can't remember anything as clearly as the day that we broke up" and the voicemail-trebly "basically I'm over it."
Also interesting are Danny L. Harle's "Broken Flowers," Dreamtrak's "Odyssey, Pt. 2 (A. G. Cook Remix)," and the tracks by easyFun, recalling Max Tundra and/or Frank Zappa's synclavier period.
The PC Music tunes are intricate, digital/sampladelic, UK garage-influenced pop, everything super-sped-up and (I'm guessing) Abletonned.
Somewhere between happy hardcore and synthpop but not derivative -- this music refutes Simon Reynolds' young fogey thesis that's it's all been done. How could it be with technology constantly changing due to Moore's Law and other variables.

*Girlfriend of the year (4/14/2015 update)

self-publishing now and five minutes ago

Was re-reading old posts and found this one from 2008 on some of Guthrie Lonergan's projects.

One is a page of self-published books that hotlinked actual, bad 3D renderings of book covers with titles like The Thought That Burned a Thousand Minds and A Lone Teen's World of Poems. Generic packaging, clip art for the covers, bland typefaces -- one uses comic sans!

In '08 clicking on each image took you to the book's listing on Wordclay.com, a site where Joe and Jane Aspiring Author could publish a run of print-on-demand (physical) books. A New York Times article from '09 gave the lay of the land of this surprisingly lucrative field, lucrative for the publisher, that is. Lulu is one of the companies mentioned in the article -- more on that below.

Print runs of physical books were so, well, 2008. Now it's e-books, so when you click on Lonergan's author links you are taken to a page maintained by Wordclay's parent, Author Solutions, telling you that Wordclay has crumbled but you should dance on over to Booktango for some hot e-book action.

A few words on where art fits into this. Lonergan treated the covers as found objects and arranged them against a spacious white background, where you scroll right to see the line of books. He exercised taste in picking the best (as in the most poignantly bad) titles and cover-designs. On the other side of the publishing spectrum, Artists have used Lulu, in particular, as a "found process" to make books for show documentation or as a form of performance. Lulu also serves as an outlet for conventional small-press activities (poetry, criticism, manifestos). Examples of the above uses are Domenico Quaranta's Link Editions press and Travis Hallenbeck's Twitter Favs and Flickr Favs books.

To distinguish these from the bad uses of self-publishing tech of the type Lonergan was celebrating, artistes use even more generic design - black letters, white background, no cover art.

Lonergan's insights (and why he trumps later imitators such as The Jogging) are (i) you can't improve on found bad design with your own bad design and (ii) don't get too haughty because there is a micro-thin line between what these self-publishers are doing and what you're doing. The veneer and distance of "art" makes one person's Lulu OK and another's pathetic but it's the same Lulu.

stepford 2013 (fan fiction)

page 35

Fortunately not all the women in Stepford were as blandly mindless as this. I had made one friend, Paula, whose acerbic wit helped me through those lonely first months of acclimation to my new suburban hometown.

We were joking one day about iPhone users.

"I hope they're enjoying their new fingerprint scanners. Can you say 'lambs to the slaughter?'" I said.

"Yeah, baaa-aaa-aaa," Paula replied.

"I'm still clinging to the sentimental idea that biometrics aren't freely given, even to a machine you trust," I added, putting air quotes around the "trust."

"You got that right, Kate," Paula said. She was a Steve Jobs hater from way back, I had learned. "Fingerprinting was an act of ritual humiliation by the state so in a way it makes sense for the high-handed Apple to imitate that."

I laughed. "I guess it also explains why police are handing out flyers telling you to upgrade your iPhone. Apple doesn't even have to pay them!"

I checked my Blackberry to see if any new freelance assignments might have come in. "This thing" -- I held it up -- "is dying because people decided en masse that they'd rather be tracked and fingerprinted."

"Wankers," Paula agreed.

page 207

Things had gotten worse in Stepford and my life, immeasurably worse, but I didn't feel the cold grip of fear until I saw Paula pull that iPhone out of her purse.

"Wait -- when did you get one of those?" I asked.

"I've had it about a week now and I have to say it's changed my life."

"I thought you were concerned about fingerprinting!" I said, trying to control my mounting panic.

"I like the idea of the fingerprint scanner. It's much better than the pass code," Paula said, with a sunny smile.

low-tech cloud-based soundcloud alternative

As we've been discussing, watching a cursor travel through a bowel-movement-shaped wave file is a fairly terrible way to experience music -- yet so popular!
So, what's an alternative?
Even watching a record spin on a turntable beats Soundcloud.
See, e.g.,
Wavemaker, "Lodestar" [YouTube]

The audio appears to be coming through a webcam mic, but it sounds damned good. Missed this British synth duo back in the day and was so intrigued by this YouTube I tracked down a vinyl copy on Discogs. The whole LP sizzles.