"The Pad" by CAPSLOCK RAPALOT

EVERYBODY ON THE STREET IS CHECKIN THEIR PHONES
A SAD SACK NATION OF TWO-BIT DRONES
DRONES IN THE AIR -- DRONES IN THE CUBICLE
HOOKED TO THE BEZOS/JOBS UMBILICAL

CYBERPUNKS THOUGHT WE'D HAVE CHIPS IN THE HEAD
WE GOT EM IN THE FUCKIN POCKET INSTEAD
CONNECTIN US UP TO THE REST OF HUMANITY
WHEN JOBS TAKES HIS CUT IT'S PURE INSANITY

FIRST THE POD THEN THE PHONE THEN THE PAD PAD PAD
WASTIN RARE METALS FOR YOUR DAD DAD DAD
SHELLIN OUT COIN FOR A SLAB THAT BREAKS
RIGHT AFTER THE WARRANTY, UPPIN THE STAKES

SO THEN YOU BUY ANOTHER CUZ YOUR NEIGHBOR HAD TO HAVE ONE
YOU PAY FOR A GOOD ONE CUZ IT SUCKS TO HAVE A BAD ONE
THEN YOU SPEND ALL DAY ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE
STALKED BY YOUR EX IN A JEALOUS RAGE

MEANWHILE MAD MEN CHECKIN YOU OUT
SEEING CAN THEY MONETIZE YOUR INTERNET KLOUT
YOU'RE A WORTHLESS TOOL OF THE SYSTEM JACK
TIME TO FLUSH THAT SLAB AND GET YOUR LIFE BACK

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