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graveyard

The not-so-wonderful thing about dump.fm is you can stumble into a convo where people are saying exactly what they think about you. Here I thought my blog was at least semi-entertaining but it turns out it's "sad," "bleak," and makes googlegracie want to "live her life to the fullest." Sorry if I'm hitting a depressing register for some people -- I'm usually chuckling as I post -- but if that's how you feel I strongly urge you to go look at some other blog. I guarantee I'm not looking at yours.