Other News Media Psi Powers

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In addition to the ability to predict the future, the US media has other psionic abilities. One is a kind of telekinetic second sight that informs them how world leaders feel on hearing good or bad news and also allows instantaneous creation of news photos of these emotional states. The above is from the Huffington Post, showing Ben Bernanke reacting to news that he's about to be audited. He looks so sad. Uncanny!