Social Media Psalm

We've had a hacker 23rd Psalm ("lead us not to FORTRAN but deliver us from COBOL," etc) and a L33tspeak 23rd Psalm ("he l3ad3th me b3side the st1ll w4ters & chill3th my s0ul," etc).
Now we have The Social Media Psalm, written in plain English but with all the overlaps, false starts, inconsistencies, and communication gaps we have come to know and love in our online networking tools.
(Co-written on with Duncan Alexander and posted to his blog.)