Archive for April, 2008
Microsoft has developed a USB plug-in device that cops can use to quickly extract "forensic data" from computers--running Windows, of course. (hat tip B.)
Via email, a Microsoft spokeswoman said COFEE is a compilation of publicly available forensics tools, such as "password security auditing technologies" used to access information "on a live Windows system." She cited rainbow tables as an example of other such tools, and "was NOT confirming that COFEE includes Rainbow Tables." [meaning it does]
It "does not circumvent Windows Vista BitLocker encryption or undermine any protections in Windows through secret 'backdoors' or other undocumented means." [ri-i-ight]
Further, she reiterated that the tool is intended for use "by law enforcement only with proper legal authority." [ri-i-ght]
Moronically Obvious Social Observation in the Service of Sucking Up to Government Award of the year (so far) goes to Microsoft's General Counsel Brad Smith:
Smith compared the Internet of today to London and other Industrial Revolution cities in the early 1800s. As people flocked from small communities where everyone knew each other, an anonymity emerged in the cities and a rise in crime followed.
The Chicago reverend and "how the candidate deals with it" is a manufactured controversy. If the US media focused on the Bush administrations's machinations for the upcoming attack on Iran with the same laser intensity it has focused on the Chicago reverend non-issue a bloody debacle might be preventable. The US media has already decided who it wants for a next president--a warped 71 year old warmonger white dude married to a woman worth $100 million. The Chicago reverend is the firing shot. It's not important in and of itself. If everyone spent the same amount of brain cells concentrating on Juan Cole's blog and the reality of what's happening in the Middle East right now that they are spending on "having an opinion" on the Chicago reverend and the all important "character" issue of "how the candidate deals with it" there might be hope for the US. As it is the media still sets the agenda and everyone, including the blogosphere, follows it.
GIF artist unknown
(apologies to the late Kurt Vonnegut for the latter part of the name)
Idea for a TV series: 15 year old female pop star lives large, graces the world's stages, and is managed by loving parents, both former country singers. Massive corporation has a line of toys based on her and millions of girls buy her records and dolls and read about her in the gossip mags. She has a secret identity, however, as an online Goth and troll, who makes extremely difficult techno "art" music and goes on "tech art" websites and debates with geek artists from all over the world. As the troll she rejects corporate values, "family values," and conspicuous consumption, and is a hero to a large number of alienated boys and girls and even adults who do not suspect her true age. Her online fans are not as great in number as her "push media" fans but the former are more intellectually influential. In the first year of the series she starts a viral campaign on the Net to ridicule and "weaken the brand" of her media self. Will her parents and company bosses find out who is behind the campaign?
Hannah Montana Wildhack: Catch the Buzz
Had a Borgesian dream this morning. My day job was sitting around a table with a group of co-workers writing one sentence descriptions of every present and past employee of the company that had hired us. In addition to the descriptions we had to draw an accurate portrait of each employee's face. Working from photos was OK, and we had piles of those at our elbows. We were expected to produce about six text-and-picture combos a day, so it was kind of a sweatshop. Except no one was caught up on their quota; people were constantly getting up from the table and goofing off. During one such "break" I perused several of the file cabinets in the room (the cabinets stretched to infinity, natch). The cabinets were jammed with folders of past employee dossiers such as the ones we were producing. I was admiring the drawing styles, going back further and further in time from the present, with the styles becoming more and more archaic. Some looked like 1920s newspaper sketches, and before that, engravings. I felt I was learning something by looking at how the earlier faces were drawn.
Ha ha, after reading about the Errol Morris non-controversy ginned up by New York Times, was checking out his Times-hosted blog, which is intermittent but extremely wordy. This installment includes a hilarious exchange between the filmmaker and "Dan Levin, a professor of psychology at Vanderbilt University" who has been studying continuity errors in movies. As a test case for such errors Levin points to Luis Bunuel's employment of two actresses to play the same woman in That Obscure Object of Desire. Some people evidently don't notice the switch. Although Levin has shown the film to experimental test subjects, he admits to Morris that he fast-forwarded through it himself "because he is generally not a Bunuel fan" and because "the male-female thing is so aggressive and negative." That's great--fast forward scholarship. Elsewhere in the post Morris tells us he prefers one of the film's actresses to the other, so the substitutions "drove him crazy" last time he watched it, but he coyly doesn't tell us which actress he prefers. (Carol Bouquet is the more magnetic and "obscure" of the two--the other, Ángela Molina, looks like a last minute substitute, which she was. What's the big secret?)
Worth a look: a recombinant history of science told with science fiction book covers and poetically misinformative captions, by Molly Lambert at This Recording. Said misinformative captions are links to Lambert's previous musings on science, which occasionally devolve into musings on current celebrities.
(Had never seen this Wyndham Kraken cover before. The sublime, Rockwell Kent-ish illustration perfectly captures the first alien attack from the oceans. These Panther Lovecraft covers were also new to me and pretty cool. Seldom are Old Ones depicted with such jittery intensity as in the illustration on the left.
Documentary filmmaker Errol Morris has just made a movie where he interviews some of the small fry who took the fall for Abu Ghraib. The New York Times today has a "related story" about whether some of the interviewees spoke for posterity or cash. You have to read pretty far into it to figure out who is complaining about this. It appears to be a manufactured, or prophylactic, scandal. Here is the lead sentence of the article, "Film on Abu Ghraib Puts Focus on Paid Interviews":
Errol Morris, the Oscar-winning filmmaker whose latest documentary, “Standard Operating Procedure,” examines the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal, is being pressed* about a procedure of his own: paying interview subjects.
*Jesus, pressed by whom? Times writers Michael Cieply and Ben Sisario appear to be doing most of the pressing. The writers interview half a dozen people about the topic of paying interview subjects, but why? Who raised a ruckus? Bush? Donald Rumsfeld?
Here is the "nut graf," as we say:
In his statement earlier this week defending his practices, Mr. Morris said, “Without these extensive interviews, no one would ever know their stories.” The statement came after the Web site andthewinneris.blog.com noted Mr. Morris’s admission at an early screening of the film that he had paid for some of the interviews.
(Mr. Morris regularly discusses the complexities of the documentary craft in a blog on the New York Times Web site at morris.blogs.nytimes.com.)
Cieply and Sisario quote but do not publish the "statement" from Morris; possibly it's just a written response to their questions. They link to his blog which was last updated over two weeks ago--i.e. no statement there. They link to the "Web site" andthewinneris.blog.com (an Oscar predictions blog) but not the post about interviewee payments itself (how tiresome--can't they find the permalink, or do they just not want us not to?). Here is the relevant excerpt from the post, which mostly praises the film after an early screening at Brandeis:
A side note: I was a bit surprised by the answer Morris gave to a question about the interviews after the film. The questioner, a noted journalist, asked Morris how he convinced these individuals to agree to be interviewed, and specifically if he paid them at all, "which is not okay in my profession." Morris eventually acknowledged that he did, in fact, pay his interview subjects, jokingly explaining that he did so because "I have a lot of money and want to share it." (He did not disclose an amount of money or if this is his standard practice.) I, frankly, don't really have a problem with this—it got these people to sit down and talk about their behavior, and I don't see how it would in any way encourage them to speak anything other than the truth—except for the fact that, to the best of my knowledge, this compensation was not openly acknowledged, as it should have been since this is a documentary that purports not to have any agenda other than seeking the truth, and in my estimation does not. I worry that because Morris did not do so, those who wish to disparage SOP, for whatever reason,may latch onto this as evidence of some secret agenda, just as they do in response to the use of re-enactments in his films, including this one. But back on point...
Hardly a thundering complaint, but rather a secondhand account of an unknown "noted journalist" asking Morris about paying interviewees and Morris's "eventual" acknowledgement that he did that. The blogger "worries" Morris will be hurt by it. Cieply and Sisario talked to several editors and experts but evidently couldn't be troubled to find out who the "noted journalist" was; they relied on blogger hearsay for their controversy.
The genesis of Cieply's and Sisario's non-story possibly lay with the Times' editors, trying to head off criticism of a filmmaker who "blogs" for them and create a little swirl of fake contention around the film. Or to get people talking about the "paid interviews" rather than Morris' practice of staged "re-enactments," a technique he uses again in his Abu Ghraib film. But who knows?
In any case, such stupid things for the Times and Morris to be talking about, when the admitted architects of U.S. torture policies are still in high office or walking around loose. Who gives a shit about Lynndie England at this point?
letter to Salon today, upon learning that director Guillermo Del Toro's four year commitment to hobbit movies was keeping him away from a planned Lovecraft project:
no del toro lovecraft--thank the Old Ones
Here's hoping Guillermo Del Toro stays tied up with The Hobbit and away from "At the Mountains of Madness," a great unfilmable Lovecraft story--that's possibly four years' reprieve for our imaginations to savor this wonderful, scary, melancholic yarn without having it wrecked with CGI slime.