All Batman Movies Stink

All of them. Batman Begins may be one of the worst movies of all time. Gravitas in an aerosol spray can. Ooooh, Batman's "origin" was that he trained with a league of kung fu assassins. Liam Neeson has a fu manchu beard so bad you can see the adhesive. Then the "twist"--Liam Neeson didn't go away after the opening flashback sequence, he's still actively plotting the destruction of all humankind. Christian Bale's sexy whisper--terrible. Katie Holmes--comatose. Michael Caine as the cockney determined to protect his aristo boss at all costs--embarrassing. Plus gratuitous Morgan Freeman, being...gratuitous. We want to see a sequel to that?