"Pitch Sequences 2"

"Pitch Sequences 2" [mp3 removed]

Ambient monochrome-style tune with two antiphonal riffs going in and out of sync using LFO settings, intermittently joined by some off-the-shelf glitchy beats.

Billmon explains toxic assets

U.S. Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, Statement to the Senate Banking Committee, February 10, 2009:

By providing the financing the private markets cannot now provide, this will help start a market for the real estate-related assets that are at the center of this crisis. Our objective is to use private capital and private asset managers to help provide a market mechanism for valuing the assets.

Billmon, on Daily Kos, explains why said assets are called "toxic," in a longish analysis of the current financial crisis. At the end he notes:

One of the things that creeps me out about the political system’s response to the crisis so far – the insolvency of the banking system in particular – are the increasingly desperate attempts to maintain a phony façade of free markets and private enterprise, in an economy now utterly dependent on the federal safety net.

[hat tip backspin]

Liberals for War

Justin Raimondo on the "Joan Walsh Syndrome," where Obama supporters suddenly become fans of General Petraeus and the wonderful war in Iraq. These people are out of their minds. Says Raimondo:

MoveOn is dissed as a collection of ill-mannered malcontents, while the American Enterprise Institute, the War Party's high command, is praised as a bastion of healers. The mind reels.

Petraeus "pacified" Baghdad by erecting high concrete walls everywhere, allowing ethnic cleansing of neighborhoods, and creating a tidal wave of refugees--true greatness.

CinderFella Appreciated

Manohla Dargis on Jerry Lewis:

Though Mr. Lewis meddled in the editing of CinderFella, a modern spin on the familiar fairy tale, the movie is an astonishment, despite some draggy moments and a little late-act sentimentalism that threatens to turn his character, an orphan in servitude to his greedy stepfamily, into a figure of pathos. Few scenes show the [Frank] Tashlin-Lewis union better than the knockout musical number in which Fella, swanked out in a crimson jacket for his initial meet-and-greet with the storybook princess, dances down an impossibly long staircase to the big, brassy sounds of Count Basie and His Orchestra.

By the time he makes his way to the understandably stunned-looking princess (Anna Maria Alberghetti), Fella has captivated the entire ballroom. He awkwardly takes the princess's hand, and the two begin to move harmoniously around the white polished floor. They separate, then join together, hitting the floor in synchronous, jazzy motion until Fella suddenly motions for her to stand still. And then, as the horns keep blasting and blaring, he begins jumping around her, drawing circles with his hands while his legs turn into airborne right angles. It's a ridiculous expression of pure kinetic energy and — as is often the case with this performer — a blast of untamed, untamable libido that threatens to destroy the carefully controlled gathering like a bomb.

The bomb doesn’t go off — it never truly does in his films — but he does throw it. That, in part, is what the French recognized about "le roi du crazy" before the Americans got hip to his transgressions. "In the homogenized and pasteurized, chlorophyll America of today," a French admirer wrote in 1956, "Jerry Lewis will continue to offer this unfailing formula for the little man in the face of mechanization." He added, "It's much easier and funnier to drive people crazy than to let yourself be driven to distraction by them."

Always thought David Byrne took some of his early "big suit" dance moves from CinderFella. It is some of the best nerd dancing you will ever see.

(YouTube has it, for the next five minutes or so)