I Hate Ace of Cakes

A friend calls the cake makers on this Food Network show "boring" and "sedate." So true.

Their ideas for cakes are Hallmark card-predictable but the designers have this hipster patina. Most Americans will think "wow, this is what creative people are like--so funky and free" but they are just hard working hacks and drones.

Also dislike the omnipresent "documentary" style of reaction interviews to everything that happens, no matter how unimportant.