Snappy Answers from Rhizome Regulars

...commenters, that is:

"That artwork is not good, but if it is, it's something I did back in the '90s, with much lower bandwidth."

"You're a troll, and if you're not a troll you are posing as one for some perceived strategic advantage."

"You suck, and I would really like to buy you a beer sometime."

(based on actual online conversations with the regular commenters on the chatboards)

Update: some revisions to make quips snappier.