my new phone


I wanted a phone that a had a large keypad (since I do a lot of writing) and a big enough screen to do some drawing (since I do that too) and in addition:

1. Didn't track me everywhere I go
2. Didn't require a fucking fingerprint just to order shit online
3. Didn't have a bunch of swooping, useless graphics when doing routine tasks like opening and closing files
4. Didn't cost a boatload for a monthly plan

The above was the ideal design of my new phone. Oh wait, Toshiba stopped making those.