Ruled by blanks

Financial blogger Barry Ritholtz found this "awesome generic sentence" in a Twitter post:

In a financial world ruled by ________, we will continue to be hit with “sudden” crises as a result of __________.

He invited commenters to fill in blanks and the results were pretty funny.* The original tweet is typical right wing oafishness ("government intervention caused the crash!").

algorithms / poor modeling
fraud / fraud
Bernanke / Bernanke
zombies / eating brains